i also want to take this time to appreciate zoro’s smile in the coverspread
because it’s been so long and because of the fact that it isn’t even just a half smile, it’s a full toothy stupid smile that i’m so happy to finally see
THIS. OH MY GOD.
It’s been a while since I translated anything *puts on translating goggles*
Title “What the Swordsman Saw”
*Zoro is shocked*
Zoro: I shouldn’t be this shocked, but is he applying eyelashes-I mean eyebrows?
Zoro: The bastard! He bragged that his eyebrows are his signature look, yet it’s a fake! I didn’t know he applying it on every morning… (I guess waking up early has its good points).
Sanji: I think I curled it too much~! Oh well~!
*Zoro hits his foot on a barrel*
Sanji: Who’s there!?
Zoro: You…I didn’t know you were faking those eyebrows.
Sanji: Heh…what were you looking all this time…? This is nothing…
Zoro: Eh…no that’s not what I meant. I was just asking…!
Luffy: Good morning! Can you draw it on for me?
Sanji: Sheesh, when will you learn to draw the scar on your own?
Luffy: But Sanji draws it better than me!
Zoro: H-Hey…you guys…that…
Nami: Good morning.
Sanji: N’Nami-saan~! Good morning~! I’ve been waiting for you~!
Nami: Really? Can you help me with mine?
Sanji: Of course!
Sanji: (out of the speech bubble) Nami-san’s arm~ Nami-san’s arm~!
Nami: Oh Zoro, you’re up early today!
Zoro: You…that tatoo…it was painted on? (out of speech bubble) I cried when I read your past story…
Nami: Haa!? Do you think I would hurt my beautiful skin!?
Zoro: (thoughts) What…? Why am I suddenly the bad guy?
Sanji: Don’t worry about what he says, Nami-san.
Luffy: Zoro, apologize to Nami!
Nami: I had enough…!
Luffy: Go and lick her shoes!
Zoro: (thoughts): What the heck is happening!?
Luffy or Sanji (unknown): Hey!
Robin: Stay still, or your whole face will turn blue.
Zoro: I thought that was important for his past! (out of speech bubble) Or else the bullying wouldn’t have happened!?
Shanks: I didn’t want to write the scar on my face, so I have stickers!
Crocodile: Whoa!? You’re a genius!
Zoro: Oooaa!? You guys too!?
Mihawk: Writing mustaches everyday is a waste of my time. I messed up this round.
Zoro: That’s just a permanent marker!
Ace: Ahhh, I think I drew the freckles too large. Do you think it’ll smear if I sweat?
Law: Do you use waterproof? I can apply a permanent one at my place.
Marco: Ace~ Don’t move yoi.
Zoro: Those three are like girls applying makeup in bathrooms!
Ace: What are you yelling about? Don’t you have a scar on your chest too?
Marco: Ace, those freckles are too big yoi.
Zoro: (thoughts): Ehhh!? Am I like that too!? Was it just a show!?
Zoro: (thoughts): Nn!? It doesn’t come off! Oh good!
Zoro: Mine’s the real thing!
Ace & Law: EHh!?
Shanks & Crocodile: Oh my. (they’re using madame language)
Sanji & Mihawk: You’re a masochist.
*abruptly gets up*
Zoro: UUURrrraaaaa! MIHAWK, YOU!!!!
Zoro: (thoughts): Huh…? It was all a dream?
Sanji: Shut up Marimo!
Zoro: (thoughts): I have nothing to do…
(little note): What the heck?